I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Just like a hot tropical night you'll be sweating your ass off praying for a thunder boomer to cool you down. Sweet, tangy and hot, this will be tho most fun you can have with your clothes on. Try not to get stung by that scorpion.

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At 1,463,700 Scoville heat units the Trinidad Scorpion Butch T pepper (scorpion pepper) is one of the hottest in the world. Paring this with pineapples, freshly squeezed orange juice and bell peppers this tropical sauce goes great on pizza, ice cream and tacos, or use as a chicken marinade. 

INGREDIENTS:  Pineapple, Orange juice, White vinegar, Yellow bell peppers, Yellow habanero, Onion, Scorpion pepper, Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Xanthan gum.

A SLOW BURN THAT YOU CAN EASILY RUN AWAY FROM

The Zombie Punch is an everyday traditional and familiar hot sauce. Tangy and mild flavours come from the most natural and fresh ingredients, a classic Mexican verde hot sauce. 

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Zombie Punch Hot Sauce is made with fresh peppers and tomatillos, hand squeezed lime juice, onion and garlic, traditional Mexican herbs and spices, plus salt and vinegar for added flavour and preservation. 

INGREDIENTS:  Serrano peppers, Onion, Lime juice, Tomatillo, White vinegar, Jalapeno peppers, Sugar, Garlic, Cilantro, Salt, Oregano, Cumin seed, Pepper, Xanthan gum.